My drug dealer is Muslim

One of my friends at university used to smoke weed enough that he had a regular dealer who he liked to refer to as “my guy”.

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Don’t be SAD: 5 things you can do this autumn to beat winter depression

 

The railroad
The man goes on the railway in the cold winter

Seasonal affective disorder or SAD – my favourite of all the medical acronyms – is a common mental disorder characterised by a pervasive low mood, that recurs annually during the winter months in people living in the Northern hemisphere.  Continue reading “Don’t be SAD: 5 things you can do this autumn to beat winter depression”

Yes, you can touch your toes – you’re just not doing it right.

I never used to be able to touch my toes. It was just one of those things that I just assumed you could either do or you couldn’t.

Then last year my wife and I went to a local yoga class – after our free trial session we never went back – but I remember seeing some of the people who were there, some of the older people, and being amazed by their flexibility. I didn’t know that old people could bend like that! They always seemed stiff and fragile.

Surely if these old people could do touch their toes then so could I?

Without bothering to learn any more yoga I wanted to see if I could train my body to be able to do it. Using some of the basic principles I learned at the class, I started off standing tall and then slowly folded forward at the hip.

The key for me was sending my attention to the various parts of my body. I imagined my toes and the arches of my feet slackening, felt my ankles loosening and my knees relaxing. I consciously felt the stretch move up the back of my thighs, into my lower back and then spread to the rest of my back. I let the weight of my head pull my torso down further and as I did that I felt my neck lengthening. All the time I heard the instructors voice in my head softly guiding me through it.

Somehow, without forcing anything – without even really trying – my palms were resting, flat, on the tops of my feet. I felt no pain or discomfort. The longer I stayed in that position the more comfortable it seemed to become.

Practice makes perfect

Ever since that day I have done the same exercise every night before bed. It takes at most one minute of my time, but something about it seems to bring about a deep relaxation. Maybe it’s the rush of blood to the head?

None of my patients can touch their toes

When people come in to see me with back pain one of the things I get them to do to assess their range of movement is to try to touch their toes. None of them try very hard. Not because of pain – they often walk in and sit down without any problem – but because of the fear of pain.

When I ask them to touch their toes, almost all make a feeble attempt and most do not get far past their knees. They will make excuses or place a hand on their back even before they have started to move. When I ask them to do it more slowly and to let their body-weight do the work they will often go a few inches further.

Yes, you can!

Unless there is something physically stopping you, you can touch your toes. Maybe it won’t happen straight away like it did with me, but if you do it every day, religiously, you will soon be able to do it.

The best thing about the hot summer of 2018? An old man wore shorts.

Maybe I need to expand on that?

A recent encounter with an interesting patient got me thinking. Continue reading “The best thing about the hot summer of 2018? An old man wore shorts.”

Why do Muslims smell of curry?

One of my grandmother’s biggest complaints about immigrants, aside from their big noses and swarthy skin, was their smell.

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No alcohol safe to drink, global study confirms – BBC News

Muslims everywhere are saying “I told you so” this morning. Continue reading “No alcohol safe to drink, global study confirms – BBC News”

Muslims can drink alcohol, but they should not

I think I might have found a loophole

Everyone it seems, whether Muslim or not, has their own ideas about the laws of Islam. But one of the things that everyone knows is that Muslims can’t drink alcohol, right?

Well, technically that’s not true.

A Muslim can drink if they want to.

In fact, Muslims always have a choice in everything that they do whether praying, fasting, or eating pork.

Muslims can even murder if they like.

Say that again?

Following Islam does not stop a person doing anything, in exactly the same way that British law does not physically prevent crime. Rape, robbery and fraud happens every day in this country even though they are all illegal.

The point of Islam, like any legal system, is to modify human behavior in order to prevent harm, whether to the individual or others.

One beer won’t hurt?

It’s true that alcohol in small quantities causes minimal harm to the human body. But it is also true that alcohol causes enormous harm in our society.

Think about the street fights, car accidents, and vandalism that happen as a direct result of alcohol. Think about the homelessness, the marriage breakdowns, the domestic violence, and the depression caused by alcohol. Think about all the people, as you read this, who are dying, yellow and bloated, because of alcohol-induced liver failure.

Alcohol costs Britain billions of pounds each year, and infinitely more in human suffering.

So whilst Muslims can drink alcohol if they wish, they should understand why Islam teaches them that they should not.